If you think no one cares you're alive, miss a couple of house payments.

Real Estate Humor. New homes, bank owned, foreclosures, short sales, REO's, mortgages, oh-my! Let's face it, real estate is stressful for everyone... buyers, sellers, and real estate pros. Sometimes you have to just let it all go and look at the humorous side of real estate...then find a FUN, Professional Phoenix Realtor to help you through it all!

Monday, January 11, 2010

Funny Real Estate Sayings


Funny Real Estate Sayings


* I have a temporary mortgage. What do you mean temporary? Until they foreclose.

* Realtor: first you folks tell me what you can afford, then we'll have a good laugh and go on from there.

* The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today's young families is to get one.

* If you think no one cares you're alive, miss a couple of house payments.

* My buyers went through debt consolidation. Now they have only one bill they won't pay.

* If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch the neighbor cut the grass.

* This country is great. It's the only place where you can borrow money for a down payment, get a 1st and 2nd mortgage and call yourself a homeowner.

* Sign next to FSBO-We shoot every third agent and the 2nd one just left.

* The trouble with owning a home is that no matter where you sit, you're looking at something you should be doing.
 


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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Crazy Realtor Lady Does Thriller Dance in Ghostbuster Costume

Crazy Realtor lady does Thriller Dance in Ghostbuster costume for Halloween 2009.



Click here to Search the complete Phoenix Metro area MLS for FREE. Bette Zerba - GRI, and Trisha Brooks, GRI Re/Max, are ready to help you find that Phoenix metro area new home, sell your home, or look for commercial property. With today's real estate market, bank owned, REO, Foreclosures, you need a Realtor who is knowledgeable, can negotiate and is ethical. You also need a sense of humor, and Bette Zerba, and Trisha Brooks not only will meet your real estate needs, but also will make you smile. It's A Great Day In Phoenix Real Estate! Put a smile on your face, Call Bette 602-791-1766 and Trish 602-618-3053 today .

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

OnTheAvenues SEO

Great place for information related to SEO, search engine optimization as it relates to web sites, blogs, and using SEO techniques for social networking and more. Latest news, processes and answers to questions to help you perform better on the internet by knowing how to use the proper resources

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Best Forex Program Reviews. Top Forex Software Reviews.

Unbiased Forex Software Reviews, Forex Program Reviews. Using the best Forex software will net you more in forex returns!

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Trailer Life. RV Living

For People On The Road! Resource Guide For Trailers, 5th Wheels, MotorCoach. Trailer Living honors those folks who enjoy the freedom of being able to pick up and go whenever they wish. From trailer humor, trailer park living tips to useful RV, 5th wheel, motorcoach info to trailer parks and National parks information, RV cooking and so much more. We make trailer living and RV-ing hip, cool and fun.

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Trailer Life. RV Living

For People On The Road! Resource Guide For Trailers, 5th Wheels, MotorCoach. Trailer Living honors those folks who enjoy the freedom of being able to pick up and go whenever they wish. From trailer humor, trailer park living tips to useful RV, 5th wheel, motorcoach info to trailer parks and National parks information, RV cooking and so much more. We make trailer living and RV-ing hip, cool and fun.

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Real Estate Info. Phoenix AZ

Helpful group of realtor's from The Cutty Group providing insight into the real estate market, home loans, home buying, foreclosures,bank owned,short sales, home market news and all things real estate

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Mashup Resources For Living Life

Helpful blog on living life. Over 50 categories ranging from advice,useful techniques, humor, weird facts, travel,top 10 lists and more. The Good, The Bad, The Ugly...all is one place

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Monday, March 2, 2009

FSBO Funny Real Estate Sign

The law says you must give full disclosure of any problems with a house when you sell it. Here's someone who followed that law to the letter.


Click here to Search the complete Phoenix Metro area MLS for FREE. Bette Zerba - GRI, and Trisha Brooks, GRI Re/Max, are ready to help you find that Phoenix metro area new home, sell your home, or look for commercial property. With today's real estate market, bank owned, REO, Foreclosures, you need a Realtor who is knowledgeable, can negotiate and is ethical. You also need a sense of humor, and Bette Zerba, and Trisha Brooks not only will meet your real estate needs, but also will make you smile. It's A Great Day In Phoenix Real Estate! Put a smile on your face, Call Bette 602-791-1766 and Trish 602-618-3053 today .